Ok, i bit my tongue when Yom Kippur came and went, with no new Toon, cos pretty much nobody knows what Yom Kippur even is. Fine.
But now Hanukkah has passed, which is a holiday I'm sure everyone has heard of, even though it's like the 30th most important holiday on the Jewish calendar?
Quite a few of the other faiths that westerners like myself are familar with are represented in-game. Why not Judaism?
Hippie Atheist-Wild Satyr
So, without further ado, my suggestion for a new Toon: Mighty Macabee
(I drew a picture of him on a napkin, but then i had a skirt steak with moppin' sauce for lunch, and...sorry, guys)
Front Line Support
Primary Stat Agility
White: Magen David
Raises Shield of David over his allies, blocking all damage and debuffs for 1s (+.25s per lvl)
Green: Itza Mitzvah!
Whenever an ally buffs Mac, he blesses that ally with 100 energy (+2 energy per lvl)
Blue: Mamzer Mash
Smacks all enemies in melee range with Torah scroll "Leviticus", causing all enemies lvl "x" or lower to pause and reflect upon their behavior for 1s. (+1 enemy lvl +.25s per lvl).
Purple: Che' Trief
Wields sakin against nearest non-kashrut beast in melee range. Instant kill of unclean beasts lvl "x" or lower. Can only be used once per battle. (+1 enemy lvl per lvl)
Spends Shabbat studying in shul, giving teamates a break from his constant kvetching.
Unplayable from sundown Friday til sundown Saturday. During this time, all other toons on your team have +100 starting energy (+.5 energy per lvl)
Kosher Kitchen: remove all "Side of Bacon" items from your inventory, and keep your inventory free of them for 8 days. edit think about it. This is harder than it seems.
Sitting Shiva: Mac takes 7 days to mourn the passing of Sven, and cannot be used in any mode.
Hillel's Challenge: Type: "What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. What is good to you, do to your fellow. That is the whole Law, the rest is commentary. Now go, and study" in global chat while standing on one foot.