Suggestion for a new hero, in light of the fact that The Juice is soon to be on the loose!
White Skill (You must acquit!) Slaps the nearest foe in the face with a glove that is too small for his hand.
Green Skill (The Juice Is Loose!): Charges through a group of foes with a stiff arm.
Blue Skill (WTF?!) Somehow resists all attacks leveled at him for period of time.
Purple Skill (Bring It!) Summons a random member of the legal Dream Team to fight at his side for 10 seconds.
Orange Skill (All Money Can Buy): Dream Team member fights for remainder of battle.
Master Thief: When Thief steals his shoes, he is enclosed in a jail for six seconds for trying to steal back his own memorabilia--whoops!
D-Lady, Satyr, and Pixie: Against any blonde-haired female foe, The Juice is periodically dumbfounded, drooling all over himself for six seconds, during which time he takes extra damage and does none. Probability of dumbfounded episode stacks per blonde hero in opposing lineup.
Rot Beard: His plunder convinces the Dream Team member to switch sides for 6 seconds.
D-Man: His trap door is exactly what The Juice needed! He reemerges with double tenacity.
Elf: Logic does not apply and cannot silence The Juice!
That's all I've got so far but the opportunities seem limitless! One of my guild mates thinks his head should be an orange.
Add your own ideas here!