The game badly needs to address the starting energy problem, but if the lack of response and updates on the forums is any indication, we are unlikely to see any fix. Since the game seems keen on just releasing a bunch of new Heroes, might as well release a hero to counter starting energy nonsense.
How about a hero called T-bagga, whose basic attack blinds any hero with increased starting energy for 20 seconds. Heroes are blinded by a big ol bag of tea (preferably annisette or nettle or something else equally gruesome) hurled at the eyeball. While blinded, they are forced to listen to KK's song remixed by Kesha and Drake. T-bagga's special attack would be the same except the tea bag would be delicately steeped for 3 to 5 min first to make it hurt more.
Edit: I was originally going to suggest that this hero be called D-bagga but I wasn't sure what object he would hurl...
Edit: Funding for this new hero could be raised by introducing a new skin for D-man that can only be gained by top 50 rank in contest and will never be offered again afterwards (yes I'm also a revenue genius)