Game suggestion: When we raid a stage and get "no loot found" there is a 1% chance that one of the heroes in the raiding lineup commits seppuku due to the shame s/he caused in the failure. In cases where we raid and only get raid tickets there is a 2% chance of suicide because raid tix add insult to injury.
When a hero disembowls himself, the hero is lost from our possession and we must revive him through a special quest requiring 1 million liger balm (or create a special revival balm item that is rarer and harder to get--like 100k bazaar tokens).
Please also make a cool death animation. If you need to outsource that work, just run a diamond/stamina contest--that should generate enough income to cover the Fiverr gig.